Elaine C Smith's traditional look will be disguised in her new one woman play, 12 Nights at Christmas.
Trendy Helen - The BBC secretary once pulled a playwright but now prefers creepy guys in chinos.
Bridie the MSP - The ex-cabbie once had a fare from The Krankies, and now represents the Pensioners Party in Forfar.
Posh Audrey - Noveau-riche shopper from Milngavie suffered trauma after missing Michelle Mone's Halloween do.
OAP Isa - Plucky pensioner who was inspried by a wifie in a supermarket who was amazed by Christmas stockings for dogs.