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Jim Murphy puts his foot in it

THERE'S been a real stooshie about the GB team...and what an own goal Jim Murphy has scored.

He was ripped apart by pundits Chic Young and Jim Traynor.

Everyone knows Gordon Brown wants a British team for the Olympics and there is political pressure to grant his wish.

But it seems even a win in Glenrothes can't convince Scots about a GB football team.

FIFA would love to get rid of the four separate teams.

If Brown thinks assurances from them will hold he is up a gum tree.

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