Now I'm a tour guide

Oct 5 2008 Elaine C. Smith

I SHOULD have one of those wee signs saying Calendar Girls On Tour.

I am the guide while the girls are in Glasgow. I took them to my favourite restaurant and arranged hair appointments and beauty sessions for them.

We've also been off to Kelvingrove Art Gallery and the Museum of Modern Art. They wish we were here for four weeks instead of one.

We also introduced them to real Scottish culture - a party at oor house complete with curry, karaoke - and hunners of drink. I'm still suffering.

Thank God we are in Bradford next week.

This mine host thing is bloody knackering.