So glad Maria Sharapova is out of Wimbledon

Jun 29 2008 Elaine C. Smith

WELL she's out...thank goodness. Yes, the shouting, grunting Maria Sharapova is out of Wimbledon and I am delighted.

The noise that emanates from her on the court drives me crazy. I'm glad I'm rubbish at tennis because if I had to play her I'd find it difficult not to jump the net, hit her with my bat and tell her to shut up.

Shows you can have the snazziest outfit in the game of tennis, and enjoy all the fame and money but you can still be beaten by a player ranked 100 places below you.