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No chance of me standing as an SNP candidate

Jun 29 2008 Elaine C. Smith

NAW, I'm not standing as an SNP candidate in Motherwell and Wishaw... even if Jack McConnell ever decides he's off to Malawi.

NAW, I'm not standing against Labour in the Glasgow East by-election.

But I do feel sorry for the mess David Marshall has left his party in.

MIBBEE I will come back as Mary Doll if Rab C, me and the gang can get it together in time for a Christmas special.

One out of three ain't bad for all you folk out there who think they are in the know.

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