Game For A Baff

Jun 22 2008 Doctor Elaine C. Smith

YOU knew you'd been at a Scots wedding as all the women had plasters on their feet next day.

I am gonnae turn into my Aunt Rena and take a bag big enough to get my slippers in. She said: "Once everyone has seen the shoes at the start who cares if you've goat yer baffies on at the end?"

This time the men were up to high do too at the prospect of tartan Bermuda shorts - most had lied about their measurements and had to squeeze into them.