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Jun 29 2008

When is a car not a car?

When it's turned into a lay-by.

What do you get if you cross a pig with the M8?

A road hog.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

Who was the fastest runner?

Adam. He was first in the human race.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there's two of me.

One at a time, please.

What's red and rather stupid?

A blood clot.

What reptiles are good at arithmetic?

Adders.